Porker the Prediction Pig
The writing is on the wall for tonight’s group game - Porker the Prediction Pig from Drusillas Park, East Sussex has indicated that Uruguay will be the winner in their World Cup match against England!
In this most scientific of experiments, the mystic pig dribbled his way out from the penalty box towards two fodder-filled buckets; one flying the flag of England and the other adorning the colours of Uruguay.
The goal was that Porker would predict the winning team based on which bucket he pigged out on first.
Porker, has a 100% success rate having never predicted the outcome of any other match in his life. Sadly he made what the English fans may consider ‘a pigs ear’ of the prediction, highlighting the South American team as the champions.
Who knows, maybe Porker is not so much mystic as mistaken. Trotters crossed!
Check out this video of Porker making his prediction